‘ Magic fairies grant wishes
I didn’t think about how I got here
So I kept going to see where I went
I went so far it became hard to turn around
I was going in circles anyway
Coffee cup stains and cat traps … ‘

‘ … The holiday spirit increasening
Let’s stop all this nonsense
Drop off our clothes at the nearest wherever
And have hot turtle sex until we’re so sore
We couldn’t possibly do it again
But we are fond of doing the impossible … ‘

Re-blogged, with relish!